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October 22, 2006
Touch of Death!
Mastering the Touch of Death is quite easy if you follow these simple steps:
- Ready your hand for the touching (or hands if you're feeling saucey). I personally have perfected the single tickle-finger technique.
- Touch your intended victim. Anywhere will do, but should be appropriate to the respective time, place, and degree of familiarity.
- Proclaim in some appropriate voice (pirate, demon, learned sage, lemon merchant, or whatever), "Touch of Death!"
- Repeat ad nauseum.
It's a big hit at parties, and kids love the Touch of Death too! In fact this technique was perfected on small children, all of whom died* laughing.
* Disclaimer: No children were actually killed in the perfection of the author's own Touch of Death technique.
Posted by Tacitus at October 22, 2006 06:52 PM