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August 24, 2006
/snub Pluto
Our solar system is comprised of nine eight planets. Sorry, Pluto, you're just not good enough to hang with the other eight. The cool planets have decided you're out of the club. See ya. さようなら. Adios. B-bye!
C'mon, we all know you’d be happier hanging out with... you know... your own kind. So from now on eat your lunch at the dork dwarf planet table, okay? Look, Ceres and 2003 UB313 ("Xena" whatever) have already made space for you. They're so excited to have one of the cool planets hang with them; well at least a used-to-be-cool planet. You can form a new club over there! Call yourselves the Plutonian Objects or something. :P
No tears please. That would just be pathetic. *gasp* Hey, watch it! That is so immature. Fine, if you're going to be that way...
/snub
And after we came up with a new label for you dorks dwarf planets and everything. So ungrateful!
Posted by Tacitus at August 24, 2006 01:53 PM