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April 04, 2006

How to Be a Tree

[ image: Tree shaped liked a dancer by unknown. ]My daughter's impression of a tree:

  1. Stand up and place your feet together to form a tree trunk with your body.
  2. Stretch out your arms to forms tree branches.
  3. Rock from side to side at the waist to sway in the breeze.
  4. Meow like a cat.

Not sure why trees meow. Perhaps that's the sound they make when a cat is caught in their branches? And lastly...

  1. The more people look strangely at you, increase the speed of your swaying and meow louder.

Just thought I'd share.

[Psst: See the dancer in the tree?]

Posted by Tacitus at April 4, 2006 10:44 AM

Comments

I'm down with #1-3, but my #4 is different:
4. Bark like a dog.

I guess I've just been barking up the wrong tree. :P

Posted by: Rob at April 5, 2006 01:12 PM

Oh, Rob. Oh, Rob, Rob, Rob.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 21, 2006 07:19 PM