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September 20, 2005

Missed Me Boat

Curses!!! Yesterday be International Talk Like a Pirate Day and I missed it!

Woe is me! Shame burns in me breast like the red ragin' inferno of a stubborn merchant prize bein' razed to her waterline for refusin' to strike and heave to! Me cheeks flush with embarrassment liken to a rosy fog of one too many a tankard of rum! Me brain be achin' like a...

Well blow me down! I can talk like a pirate any ole day o' the week! I don't be needin' no special day to be celebratin' talkin' like a pirate with acts of public drunkenness, arson, and fornicatin'! Arr!!!

I be declarin' everyday Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Arr!

Arr!

ARR!!!

Posted by Tacitus at September 20, 2005 01:24 PM

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