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April 12, 2005
Laptop Lazarus
Now that's service! My laptop is back in the land of the living. It really pays to have an in with the IT department. The down side is that nothing returned from the dead with it. It sits here staring at me: innocent, unspoiled; waiting for me to heap upon it all the crap that will tax its processes to a feeble crawl. Well after installing Firefox and bookmarking my site, it'll be all down hill from here, baby!
Posted by Tacitus at April 12, 2005 02:30 PM
Comments
Attack of the ASS BOIL TREATMENT!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Posted by: Rob at April 13, 2005 01:32 PM
You know, you really shouldn't be allowed to access the Internet unsupervised.
Posted by: Tacitus at April 13, 2005 04:02 PM
Oh I see. Blaming your laptop's crash on me are you? And, for the record, I never remember saying beastality. I'm sure I did mind you... I just can't remember why.
Posted by: spectacledpixie at April 15, 2005 04:34 AM
Blame you? *looks hurt* Not at all. :) I thought my entry was suitably vague as to cast doubt on who exactly said what. However, yes, you said it first. :P But I had fully intended to participate in the conversation when my laptop imploded. I hand't realized that Windows had a naughty filter, whose default setting was "really up tight."
As to why it was said, I believe you came across a thread on some forum, where some guy was "taking a stand" against bestiality and a bunch of idiots were applauding his "courage" for doing so. A brave move indeed, [INSERT: dripping sacrasm] considering how society as a whole considers bestiality the moral norm, and is quick to brand as perverse deviants any who profess anti-bestial forms of intimacy!
Personally, I think my laptop, in its insecurity, simply panicked and ran.
And for the record, I don't find animals sexually arrousing in the slightest... unless they're highly anthropomorphized, then some can be pretty vulpine. ;)
Posted by: Tacitus at April 18, 2005 01:05 AM